Cant Fix Stupid

Ok so the day I had today was just crappy....I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed...probly should have gone back to bed but thought it was just me being under the weather.  The kids didn't cooperate, I was behind schedule and if you know me in the least bit you know I'm anal about schedules....

My day normally starts at 6:45...I hit the snooze once.  Or with my new alarm clock I wave my hand over it and it shuts off for another 7 minutes...don't ask I have no fricken clue!  I lay there and motivate myself to get out of bed.  When the alarm goes off at 6:52...I get up let 3 dogs out, go up let the other 2 out...In my sons room turn on the light and yell "GET OUT OF BED!"  Then I go to my daughters room and repeat the process.  Then we do the warning yells every 5 minutes til 7:25 as I'm walking out the door yelling to my son that he best be ready when I get back...I drive my daughter to school and it takes 7 minutes.  Get back to the house and normally am digging around for coat, backpack, shoes or gloves, whatever got lost the day before!  Take him to school, mind you I'm still in my jammies this whole time!  Come back to the house and put in my Hour with my Scentsy Job, following up on my emails, phone calls, text messages and what not.....then I go to the Forum where we consultants can exchange ideas.  And of course check my Facebook to see what the latest gossip is.

Today was not the day I thought it was when I rolled out of bed at 6:59!  (7 minutes late)  Run up the stairs, yelling on my way we are late we are late lets go lets go.....My daughter and I run out the door at 7:30...get to the school at 7:35.....not getting back to the house til 7:45...I am now 13 minutes behind on my day......because people were so cautious...too cautious.  The kind of cautious that causes accidents...Gas pedal is the one on the right lets use it or I'll show you how to accelerate and go the speed limit as i drove over your hybrid!  I finally get back to the house and my son is back in bed sleeping!  I get him back out of bed take him to school and come back home...its now 7:58...yes I'm still late!

I go to the forum and the same snotty ass bitch is bitching yet again!  This is the kind of person I would have hauled off and beat the shit out of in High School not for any good reason mind you even if it was because she would have breathed in my direction! 

Which brings me to my point....CANT FIX STUPID!!!  There are so many people in our lives that are just plain stupid...not just stupid mind you but stooooopppppiddddd!  Makes you want to walk up behind them every time they open their mouths and bitch slap them for breathing!

We drive down the street, an idiot that can only drive 20 miles an hour and your 10 feet from the corner decides to pull in front of you.....You get one of those phone calls.....and you tell them one thing and they argue with you even tho you know you told them 3 times that this is how it is!

Then you have those people that are on the computer, some of which you have never met nor have the desire to, that makes you want to see if your computer can fly or makes you want to reach thru your screen and beat them with a stupid stick but of course its evident that someone already did.  In my opinion I honestly think its inbreeding gone bad!  My favorite saying is "Do everyone a favor and pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow"  Yes I watch Movies too much but that one just cracks me up!

When did our society think its ok to insult others and attack them thru the computer?  It just shows me how pathetic you are...if you can't say it to my face then damnit dont say it at all....you little chicken shits...again those are the kind of people that I would have kicked the shit out of in high school if not just a couple years ago...and yes I'm a hell of a good fighter...don't ask unless you want to find out!

So no you cant fix stupid...well you can medically and if they are that stupid they need to be "fixed" lol makes me think of "have your pet spade or neutered" instead in this case have your stupidity spade or neutered....